An Ancient Bucket List

If ancient Greeks kicked anything in their death spasms, it probably wasn’t a bucket. An amphora, maybe, or a kylix, but certainly not a bucket. Hence, ancient Greeks were not familiar with the phrase “bucket list.” On the other hand, some well-to-do and restless Greek old-timers, followed by even wealthier and more travel-prone ancient Romans, felt an irresistible urge to visit “the sights.” A few then wrote books about what they’d seen.

Inevitably, someone decided to make a list of the places all self-respecting tourists had to visit before they died. The entries on the list varied somewhat from author to author but their number seems to have remained fairly constant – seven. A good, lucky, prime, almost magical number.

Eventually, early in the Roman imperial era, a standard lineup evolved, containing the following seven must-see wonders of the world: The Statue of Zeus, housed in his Temple at Olympia; the Temple of Artemis at Ephesus; the Mausoleum in Halicarnassus; the Pyramids near Memphis; the Hanging Gardens of Babylon; the Alexandria Lighthouse; and the Colossus of Rhodes.

Which brings me to the Ptolemaios Saga. As any reader lucky enough to have read the three volumes published thus far knows, this series is, among other things, a travelogue. Prime Directive, Flood Tide, and Conquest of Persia follow the adventures and military campaigns of Alexander the Great between 344 and 330 B.C.E., as recounted by his faithful companion and our reliable narrator, Ptolemaios Soter. As it happens, Alexander was a dedicated sightseer who never missed a chance to visit any points of interest that happened to be at or near his route of travel. He (and Ptolemy) definitely visited four of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. The evidence is inconclusive as to a fifth one.

Naturally, your author was compelled – solely in the interest of historical accuracy, mind you – to interrupt the narrative flow of breathtaking battles, aching romance, and clashing civilizations to describe in detail each sight visited by Alexander. The only break you, dear reader, have caught was with respect to the first of the seven wonders, the Statue of Zeus in his Temple at Olympia (the site of the original Olympic Games). Alexander’s father, Philip II of Macedon, almost certainly visited Olympia and presumably viewed the famous statue, in 338 or 337 B.C.E. Whether his son came with him is unclear.

There was a meticulous description of the Temple of Zeus and its contents in an early draft of Prime Directive. Unfortunately, because I couldn’t be sure that Alexander (and Ptolemy) accompanied Philip on his visit to Olympia, I reluctantly cut this passage from the final version of the novel. All that’s left is a brief mention of Philip’s visit at page 267 of Prime Directive.

By contrast, Alexander definitely visited the next four sights on the list, in the order listed above. Each of the four is described in my books with as much verve and historical accuracy as I could muster. (See the description of the Temple of Artemis at Ephesus in Flood Tide, pp. 158-61; the Mausoleum in Halicarnassus in Flood Tide, pp.205-06; the Pyramids near Memphis in Conquest of Persia, pp. 115-18; and the Hanging Gardens of Babylon in Conquest of Persia, pp. 280-81, 304-05.)

And now, you have a chance to check out how accurate my descriptions have been. Or at least compare my descriptions to what some other folks believe about the appearance of these places some 2,300 years ago. 

David Anderson recently published a blogpost in the electronic version of Forbes Magazine, entitled Reconstructing The Seven Ancient Wonders In The Digital World. Below is their reconstruction of the Temple of Artemis at Ephesus; the Mausoleum in Halicarnassus; one of the great Egyptian Pyramids; and the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.

Temple of Artemis at Ephesus

 

 

 

 

Mausoleum in Halicarnassus

One of the great Egyptian Pyramids

Hanging Gardens of Babylon

Well, what do you think? How close are my verbal descriptions to these visual reconstructions? To the extent there are any differences between the two, which set do you believe to be more historically accurate? Final note: The last two of the seven wonders – the Alexandria Lighthouse and the Colossus of Rhodes – were not built until after Alexander’s death, so naturally, they didn’t make an appearance in any of the volumes published thus far. But don’t celebrate prematurely. Chances are that those two will turn up somehow in subsequent volumes, one way or another. And who knows, it’s even possible that some future narrator will find reason to visit Olympia once again.